Just wanted to post a few pictures that were NOT related to snow, snow days, snow men, snow shoveling, or school cancellations! We certainly needed a warm sunny day to rejuvenate ourselves, and that’s exactly what we got on Saturday.
Today was our 7th snow day, and you know what that means… another RIVETING blog post! First off, how do you like my irises?
All I can say about today is God Bless the Internet. We surfed the whole thing. Torin cared for all of her Webkinz online, Parker played Hot Wheels and Legos online, and I searched for exotic beach destinations and ordered new bathing suits for the kids. The end.
I told myself back in December that I would blog on each and every snow day this winter so I could document how we spent our unexpected days home from school. I thought it would be fun. I expected to write a few posts and include some cool pictures of the kids sledding and throwing snowballs. I never imagined that we would have SO many snowdays that the kids don’t even ASK to go play in the snow anymore, and I really have NOTHING to blog about because we’re all so flippin’ tired of the snow. When I told the kids that school was canceled, they COMPLAINED. Torin just wants to go see her friends. And Parker is worried that if school keeps getting called off, he’ll “never learn what 1,000 plus 800 equals.” (I told him if that was really a big concern, I could make him an excel spreadsheet to figure that one out.)
We spent most of the morning in our jammies, and Torin didn’t leave her bed until at least 10 a.m. I put an electric blanket on her bed last week, and it has changed her world. She loves cranking it on high and crawling under the covers. I think she also likes the element of extreme danger that it brings… I overheard her telling Parker, “If I pee in my bed, I will get electrocuted!” :)
The kids went back to school today, which meant I caught up on work in the morning and hit the grocery store in the afternoon. I love Publix. I’ve tried Kroger, but I don’t like it as well. I’ve tried Wild Oats, and it’s too expensive. I’ve tried Wal-Mart, and their produce section scares me. So I will stick with Publix and their fabulous customer service and their great BOGO deals. But good gracious, it was slim pickins’ this week. Apparently, the trucks that bring the food to the Publix stores have to go through Atlanta, and nothing has “gone through” Atlanta for several days.
This is sort of how I imagine the end times… a world completely void of boneless, skinless chicken breast.
And no Kraft shredded sharp cheddar.
And no crescent rolls.
So listen, Atlanta, it’s time to plow the roads and push those trucks out before I have to start eating the baby yogurt. Thanks.
We woke up this morning to a horrible crime scene. Our snowman had been decapitated and knocked over.
There were body parts everywhere.
Witnesses? Or suspects?
Torin found the head and went to work. He had to have a complete face transplant.
She also dusted for fingerprints. We found a few clues, but no real admissible evidence.
Thankfully, we were able to save him, and our snowman is now back in the vertical position. And he’s got some extra protection over his left shoulder this time. You know, just in case our neighborhood gets a little rough after dark.
Both kids wanted to booby trap our yard like Kevin in Home Alone, so they poured water all around the base of the snowman. That way, if anyone tries to knock him over again, they will slip and fall on the ice. Consider yourself warned.