The kids and I are in Mt. Vernon now, and all of these pictures were taken yesterday. Here’s how to wear out a 6-year-old, a 4-year-old, and a 33-year-old. Start by going to a small town strawberry festival in 85 degree humid heat and race back and forth between two big bouncy things. Then go stand in the hot sun and shell corn. Then head back to the house and gather up as many turtles as you can find and try to get them to race. Then chase the dog for 20 minutes. Then shuck corn for supper. Then go fishing. Then pick ticks off of each other. Then take baths and fall into bed exhausted.